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Video Games Are The New Literature

It has become something of a truism in recent years to observe that video games are turning into movies about as fast as movies are turning into video games. (Can a movie based on a video game based on a movie based on a video …

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Dear Weekend Warriors

Maybe it was the heat, maybe it was video game triggers being activated (like in Telefon) or maybe you all just felt like letting off a little steam this weekend. Is it safe to come out yet? Are you all done killing each other? A …

“There’s Not A Lot Of Mud In Chelsea”

Maybe not – but there’s not an awful lot of bullshit. Ask yourself – why would someone, a businessman to be exact, be concerned about the amount of mud to be found in the more ‘well to do’ parts of London? Well, because he wants …

Saddam’s London Arms Hoard

The new Iraqi ambassador to the UK has discovered a cache of automatic weapons and torture equipment in the country’s embassy in west London. Dr Salah Al Shaikhly told BBC radio the arms haul, which dates to Saddam Hussein’s period in power, included four machine …

V for Vapid, Vile, Vulgar, Vacuous

Londonist would have loved to have seen a faithful rendition of Alan Moore’s V for Vendetta make it to the big screen, but it doesn’t look like that’s going to happen anytime soon. Moore has not only distanced himself as far as possible from the …

Good Cop / Bad Cop / Electrocop

London police are in the news this morning in a couple of stories that highlight the best bobbies, but also a couple of (alleged) racist rozzers. First the good guys: Later today three police officers will be commended for their bravery after tackling a gunman. …

It Has Begun

Londonist trundled past Hamleys on the bus this morning and sneaked a look at the huge, new Star Wars window display which features a genuinely frightening, lifesize Darth Vader (if anyone can snap a picture of that before we do, please send it in). If …

May 5th

The PM spent a portion of this morning sitting in Buckingham Palace asking the Queen to dissolve Parliament, perhaps nibbling a Mr Kipling’s Fondant Fancy (or if you’re a fan of David Icke, dancing naked in the guts of small children and laughing about the …

Haunted

“My name’s John Constantine, and here I stay: haunted by London. And London, haunted by me.“ If you enjoyed the Buffy TV spin off Angel then you should go see Constantine as it plays a lot like an extended episode – better special effects but …

Tea Bagging Rampant In Wandsworth

We saw Ray Winstone in Scum at an early age and have fond memories of Mickey and Mallory shooting their way to freedom in Natural Born Killers, so we here at Londonist think we are well versed in the art of the prison riot. Over …

Wardens At War

According to the Association of London Government the capitals parking wardens are having a hard time of it lately with at least three being attacked on a daily basis. This is terrible, do we really think that three a day is enough? You see what …