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Six Police Officers Enjoy Drunken Teen Sex Orgy In Kennington Pub Toilet, With Cameras, Allegedly

It’s the tabloid story to end all tabloid stories. Up to six police officers face disciplinary action after an ‘alleged drunken orgy‘ in a south London pub. Several male officers (the number is uncertain although The Sun use CAPITAL LETTERS to declare it as five), …

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Review: Dark is the Night @ The Photographers’ Gallery

Image courtesy the Photographers’ Gallery. Trannies, dandies and sexual adventures in a dingy Soho basement? How could we resist? The underground screening room of The Photographers’ Gallery couldn’t be a better setting for viewing the latest work by Jordan Bateman; a series of short films …

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Maybe You’ve Got Chlamydia?

If you’ve had unprotected sex lately then maybe you have but how would you know? Chlamydia is an elusive STI; easily transmitted yet slyly showing no symptoms. Undetected the infection can lead to infertility and arthritis in boys and girls alike. Under 25s are particularly …

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Sex And The City Workers Protest

Whilst a City broker is protesting in the employment tribunals about being propositioned by her boss for “great sex” on business trips and claiming he’d branded all his female staff a “team of prostitutes” the real sex workers of the city are planning a protest …

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This Is A Public Service Announcement

Chlamydia: the prettiest sounding STD in town. And unfortunately, a poll amongst the youth of West London has concluded that she’s around town rather more than you might have wanted to think. Over two-thirds (69%) of those under 25 year olds surveyed admitted unprotected sex …

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Big Ben Worthy Of Its Name

The Frisky, a “daily romp on the wild side”, hasn’t been on our radar before but they’ve made believers of us with their list of the Seven Phallic Wonders Of The Modern World. A paean to the priapic, an engorging engaging collection of modern erections …

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Preview: Night Of The Senses

The dress code is a law unto itself: silky or slinky, floaty or flimsy, sensual or sparkling. Dress lightly because it will be hot. Come as your Fantasy Self. Set in Brixton, at Mass, the Night of the Senses is an annual celebration of sexual …

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Nookie-Lovin’ Naturists Knocked Off

Honestly, what is it about properties being mistaken for sin-ridden dens of iniquity? Weeks after a Staines house was confused with a nearby bordello, police have now stepped in and closed down a Kilburn naturist club. The Soho Beach House on Kilburn High Road, promoted …

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Behind The Green Door

If you’re bothered, of a dull evening, by a drunk, leering man giggling and gurning at you with a suspicious (if meagre) bulge protruding from his pocket region, you’d be forgiven for force-feeding him a knuckle sandwich and sending him on his way. Yet this …

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Agony Uncle Bridges Generation Gap

Sexual intercourse may have begun, per Larkin, in 1963, but one London centenarian is defying that clammy logic: Eric Woodward, who dispenses advice on love, ladies, and life to a new generation in the pages of FHM magazine, has just celebrated his 101st birthday. The …

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Northern Line Hotter Than Usual

Between Morden and High Barnet travel the sexiest passengers on the network according to the results of Qype’s Love on the Tube survey. About 300 people completed the cheeky survey and the prevailing wisdom is the Northern Line’s where it’s at for ‘spiky-haired indie kids’ …