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Le Grand Frère Problème

As Londonist sat down to our Monday morning coffee and reading of the (internet-based) newspaper, something struck our eye: Paris culture police pull the plug on l’anglais chic. We were expecting some hot article about an English designer gone astray at Paris Fashion Week but …

London’s Dramas Make Us Look Bad

As Homer Simpson once said: “Television – teacher, mother, secret lover!” And he was right. Indeed, if the report over at the BBC today is correct, the UK public seem to derive most of their opinions from TV dramas: “Almost half of the UK population …

Johnson Vs. Defoe

This week’s London Premiership derby sees relegation-threatened Crystal Palace at home to mid-table certainties Tottenham. The reverse fixture a couple of weeks ago produced a 1-1 draw with Defoe scoring for Spurs and (quelle surprise) Andy Johnson scoring for the Eagles. Similarly both teams will …

Trial Of The Century

Every now and again a case comes to court which captures the imagination of this city, perhaps the country…and maybe even the world. The case of Benn Bouchtat versus the Savoy hotel may just be one of those stories. After all, this tawdry and sensational …

Londoners Going Soft (Oh No, They’re Not)

The ‘noughties’ were meant to be the caring decade but we’re buggered if we noticed it at Londonist, especially with a whip-cracking editor having no sympathy for fingers bleeding through too much typing. It seems, however, that the softly softly approach is now de rigeur. …

Friday Film News

To be honest Londonist was worried that Team America: World Police wasn’t going to live up to expectations. The trailers looked great and the South Park pedigree was in place but the rumours from the US were that Parker and Stone weren’t really on top …

Death On The Thames

We have to say thanks to LinkMachineGo for pointing us in the direction of this Guardian article on “dead bodies found in the Thames”. The article contains at least one shiver-inducing statistic: “Along the 213-mile long Thames, a body is retrieved from the river on …

Fathers 4 Justice ‘Evicted’

If you haven’t seen it yet, here is the first Fathers 4 Justice story of the year. Eleven of them broke into the Big Brother ‘compound’ in the early hours of this morning and threw some fireworks. They didn’t (unfortunately?) get into the house, It …

Jerry Springer The Update

Just a quick update on the whole Jerry Springer the Opera debacle we reported on at the end of last week. There’s a report in today’s Times which shows just how out-of-hand this whole thing has got: “Yesterday security guards continued to monitor the North …

Porridge Over Troubled Water

(Apologies for the punny headline, we think the Xmas cracker jokes we were subjected to over the weekend may have influenced our subconscious.) So the London Met wants to moor a prison ship on the Thames. The ship in question is HMP Weare, originally a …

No addict: a riot

On 15th December we wrote up a post with the title: The Last Pete Doherty Story Of The Year? With another 16 days to go to the end of the year, we all knew there was easily time for at least one other story, especially …