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Goodbye Ian Blair

Though we never knew you at all. As Sir Ian Blair ‘enjoys’ his last day as Met police commissioner, we feel we should take a look back at his time as London’s top cop. He was only in office for less than four years but …

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Romford Shooting Update

Eye witnesses have reported how the Romford man shot dead by police last night was apparently wandering the streets following a domestic dispute, brandishing guns, shooting at “cats and birds” and telling people to ‘get down on the floor’. Another witness described how he was …

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Pimpin’ Aint Easy

We lay the blame for this squarely at the suede Timb’d feet of rapper Xzibit – after all, it was his (admittedly enjoyable) television show that spawned the use of “pimp” as an adjective to describe gaudy accoutrements for anything from a Fiat Punto to …

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The Saturday Strangeness

76. A Gaggle Of Ghosts: Part Six “There can be no doubt of the phenomena. I have seen them, myself” so said the Rev. A.L. Gardiner in 1921 as London was hit by a mysterious mini-plague pertaining to the exploding of coal from grates. Ordinary, …

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Pick Your Policing Priorities

We’re taking it as a compliment and indication of this here site’s influence and esteemed readership that the Metropolitan Police Authority are emailing us asking for help in publicising their consultation on future policing priorities. They want to know what Londoners think the police should …

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Credit Card Cop Cry For Help?

Following the furore over widespread lackadaisical record-keeping for on duty expenses within the Met police force, a detective has been jailed for 10 months for impressively audacious abuses of the company credit card. Detective Sergeant Richard de Cadenet’s level of spending suggests he wasn’t entirely …

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Special Measures For Knife Crime Hotspots

In a bid to tackle Britain’s knife crime problem, a pilot scheme under which the number of forms filled in by police for ‘stop and account’ is cut by 80% will be extended to cover 10 notorious knife crime zones, including London. Home Secretary Jacqui …

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Star Glocks

Foreign visitors may be bemused by our relatively toothless bobbies with their funny hats and ineffectual truncheons, but the truth is they can’t always be trusted when packing heat. A female officer has been removed from operational duty after she left her firearm in an …

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The Saturday Strangeness

66(6)! The Coventry Street Vampire It is a case obscure, hardly spoken of. Whilst the legend of the Highgate ‘vampire’ continues to intrigue and be discussed, something just as wicked occurred several decades before, in the West End at Coventry Street. In 1922 a giant …

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Bring Back Junior Kickstart

“Junior Kickstart” was one of our favourite BBC shows with an awesome bumpy theme tune and kids on Honda 50ccs squealing through muddy courses and over unfeasibly challenging obstacles. Twenty years later, in a sad twist of fate, off-road motorbikes are to be employed by …

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Water Fight Wrangles

There were tears before bedtime yesterday when a Facebook “splashmob” got a little out of hand and resulted in 9 people being arrested. The ES pictures show a jolly group of plastic bazooka armed lovelies frolicking in the evening sun enjoying a refreshing water fight …