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Still Greedy After All These Years

Image by kaytethinks Despite being in the September of their years, a group of pensioners have been convicted for running an elaborate, multi-million pound counterfeiting operation out of a residential house in Chiswick. The gang, whose average age is 60, set up an impressive hierarchical …

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Duck-And-Cover Couture

The scourge of polite society, and a garment guaranteed to strike fear into the hearts of houseproud folk across London, the hoodie is nothing if not an adaptable form of clothing. In the wake of the bulletproof edition sold by a Romford firm, another variant …

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Juvenile Delinquents Inspire Silver Surfers

Harrow Council are letting their young offenders loose on local pensioners. In a scheme matching one “neglected and vulnerable group of people with another” apologetic youngsters are attempting to make up for their misdemeanors by serving community sentences teaching computing basics to older people and …

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One Foot In The Clink

Seriously, what’s up with old folk these days? Content no more to stretch out the final decades on a diet of interminal war-stories and home baking, pensioners are increasingly to be found dabbling in dubious diversions. Bernard Davies, 73, was this week charged with hacking …

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There’s A New Scourge In Town

Hoodies to the left of us, police marksmen to the right, here we are stuck in the middle with… hmm, an angry Chelsea Pensioner. Or at least a pensioner from Chelsea, one Eric Williams, recently jailed for four months for attacking a couple of car …