Yeah, right, and penguins might fly.
A £2m new home for the penguins at London Zoo is to open in May.
In which penguins mix with Jack Tweed, the RMT and the Met Office. There’s a joke in there somewhere.
London Zoo penguins were set to take a day trip to Hamleys toy store next week, provoking ‘disgust’ from some quarters, and the sentiment of ‘mmmm penguins’ from others.