military

Mind The Crap

Plans have been announced to begin looking at the Tube running later on Friday and Saturday nights in a shock move where customer demand may actually be met. Of course, it’s not as simple as that because this results in opening later the next day …

Son Of Thatcher Returns

Failed military coup enthusiast Mark Thatcher is back in London after being fined £265,000, and has run back into the scaly arms of his mother Baroness Thatcher. Mark was intending to head home to his wife and kids in the U.S. but ran into a …

Waterloo, Promise To Love You For Ever More

Hangdog, anti-war, and always impeccably turned out, French President Jacques Chirac flies into Britain tomorrow to keep an appointment with Tony and also to say hello to his friend Liz. In anticipation of Chirac’s visit, the ambassadors over at Windsor Castle have done a bit …