Marylebone

New Daily Roast Carvery at the Landmark’s Cellars Restaurant & Bar

Oak wood panelling, leather armchairs, mahogany tables, fireplaces. Sounds like the right setting for, oh let’s see … leg of lamb with rosemary jus, herb and lemon baby chicken with tarragon jus, sirloin with red wine sauce and Yorkshire pudding, pork loin with crackling and …

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Weekend Round-Up

Here’s what we’ve learned this weekend whilst you’ve been out bisto-ing the Autumn air: A lipstick self-portrait by Kate Moss has sold for £33,600 at auction. Bet it was Rimmel ‘n’all. Madge has been fined £135,000 for a 40 minute overrun at her recent Wembley …

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Not Cut Out For Cheffing

Police stormed Le Cordon Bleu cookery school in Marylebone yesterday evening following a stand off with a knife wielding student threatening to kill himself unless he was allowed to retake the intermediate course exam he had failed. The distressed chef, who’d apparently spent all of …

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Fortunes Waxing And Waning

Turns out Gordon Brown had bigger things to worry about than that silly waxwork distraction of a few weeks ago, where an online poll of Tussauds fans gave the PM a big clunking thumbs down. Yet it must be galling to see other world leaders …

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Brown Won’t Get Waxed

The Gordon Brown statue saga has intrigued psephologists and, er, wax-ologists for months now: would our embattled PM be given his own waxwork at Madame Tussauds, or have the curators bargained that, with the odds of his removal ever-shortening, the task of crafting those craggy …

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Brown Bruised By Commons Taunts

Our lonely PM’s glowering grimace doesn’t lend itself easily to sympathy, but it would take a heart as hard as granite (or Granita, even) not to feel for Gordon Brown’s plight. Having spent ten years waiting for the top job, in just ten months of …

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Gordon Brown: Wax On, Wax Off

The blink-or-you’ll-miss-it honeymoon that Gordon Brown enjoyed last summer seems a lifetime ago. Amidst the Northern Rock fiasco, poll drubbings by the Tories and an economy on the turn, along comes another, devastating blow to the PM’s authority: Madam Tussauds has declared that he is …

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Gas Guzzlers In Marylebone

Despite Londoners being inveigled mere days ago to report any suspicious activity to the police, people in Marylebone are now being advised to, er, do the opposite. The reason? A Home Office-run project is to simulate a dirty bomb attack on the capital. The trials, …