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Elsewhere in the Ist-a-verse

The nicer the weather gets, the busier we get across the Ist-A-Verse. But we like being busy. Here’s a peek at what we’ve been up to since last week! Chicagoist had an interview with Audrey Niffenegger, whose popular book, The Time Traveler’s Wife, was based …

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The Book Grocer

Fresh Next Week: This years T.S. Eliot Memorial Lecture is titled Lachrymae rerum: writing about loss. Dannie Abse reads both from Running Late, his latest collection of poetry, and from The Presence, a journal he has been keeping since his wife’s death in the summer …

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The Weekend Is Coming!

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Extra, Extra

A statue of Nelson Mandela is going up in parliament square. It’s been in Ken’s garage for ages. A new tower has opened at Heathrow. It’ll make air traffic control even more exciting. Dec of Ant and Dec fame has had his house plans turned …

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The Spy Who Raised Me

Working mothers have begun using webcams to keep an eye on their sproglets playing the day away in childcare while they slave the day away at the office. Whatever happened to eyes in the backs of mothers’ heads? Today’s technology has obviously weeded out that …

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Barbie’s Boyfriend He Ain’t

Red Ken is at it again. Usually so full of love for all things PC that you’d think he would change his name to Percy Clemmons, Ken’s latest ‘morally outraged’ hissy fit comes as somewhat of a surprise. “Ken Livingstone launched a vitriolic tirade against …

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Lizard Woman attacks Cop with concealed, fully loaded Breast

This is our favourite assault on police story ever. The headline: Woman accused of spraying cop with breast milk The details: It is alleged she was detained for trying to steal shoes from Lizard, in Hill Street, Richmond. After being arrested for theft she sprayed …

All The Kids Are Doing It

Tony Blair has obviously been listening to a lot of Huey Lewis lately — he thinks it’s hip to be square. And what is more squareishly hip than to broadcast your political party on YouTube in the hopes of attracting the Cool Kids? In the …

London’s Herons Are Standing Tall

Last week we mentioned the drop in garden birds within the capital, this week we have an increase to report. The grey heron is apparently thriving in London, with a record 32 pairs nesting in Battersea Park. Ecologist Valerie Selby elaborates on why this is …

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London Kids in Body Armour

The Times is running this as an exclusive: Scores of worried parents are buying body armour for their children in a desperate attempt to keep them safe as street violence escalates. A firm that supplies stab- and bullet-proof vests to government agencies around the world …

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Tumble’s Hand Job in Question

Did a BBC clown tell children he was fucking them? There’s a question we didn’t think that we’d have to ponder, never mind poor old Auntie, but that’s the question of the day: A children’s TV presenter is accused of telling kids ‘I’m f****** you’ …