Sketch: Mayoral X Factor Slug-fest
Ken described the election so far as an ‘X Factor Slug-fest’. What would happen if it were the X Factor…?
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Harrygate escalates: Prince pulled out of Afghanistan, whilst the media whip selves into frenzy over involvement in the news blackout/leak. Winegate averted (for now): Winehouse will not face charges in connection with husband’s alleged attempts to pervert justice. Guess which city is the world’s museum …
Water, Water, Everywhere But Bottle Or Tap?
Ken Livingstone’s on a tap water crusade. Him and Thames Water have launched a campaign to encourage Londoners to be proud to ask for tap water, however many grannies it’s been through. Not only are they extolling the quality of the water and the clear …
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Met police reception staff are mighty miffed Shooters get shirty about Olympic venue choice Ken bribes the student vote with 100 days till election While Gordon attempts to inspire the world about 2012 with his unique charm and zest Image of the doomed Flying Duck …
Welcome IOC To The London Logorama!
Tessa Jowell and Ken Livingston sat smiling professionally side by side today at a presentation to members of the International Olympic Committee whilst the press carried gleeful stories about their respective divergent opinions of the infamous logo. Tessa Jowell declared herself, rather touchingly, “unusual” on …
