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Monopoly Update

The Times reports today that Monopoly is to be updated “to reflect the changing face fo the capital”, and frankly we’re outraged. Gone are King’s Cross, Marylebone, Paddington and Fenchurch Street and in are Gatwick Heathrow, London City and Stansted airports. Bor-ring! Even worse, the …

Blood On The Tracks

Not literally, you understand, and actually not really that figuratively either, it’s just that the excitable folks at the British Airports Authority (who actually have a really good online photo library thing going on) are upset at plans by the Strategic Rail Authority to change …

I’m Dreaming Of A….etc

The first tentative predictions for a white Christmas in London are starting to come through. The Weather Action website is predicting a 50/50 chance of snow in the capital on Christmas Day…so either it will or it won’t then. Great. William Hill are not so …

Flying Cars

“Carrying on with our ‘the future is here’ theme for today, may we point you in the direction of this report, which examines the possibility that the skies above London will soon be filled with flying cars (or ‘jetpods’ as they’re called). The report profiles …

Heathrow Airport Nakedness

Science has finally managed to catch up with the adverts in the back of comics from about 20 years ago with the introduction of an X-Ray machine that makes people look naked. Admittedly it’s not in the handy spectacle format all perverts in training have …