Guy Ritchie

gaddafi job centre

Squatters Take Over Gaddafi Mansion

Topple The Tyrants want dictator’s assets returned to Libyan people.

guy-ritchie2

Really Free School Squat Guy Ritchie’s Fitzrovia Pad

‘Fluffy’ squatters take up residence in a former language school, undergoing renovation for celebrity occupation.

15874_punchbowl

Punchbowl Recordings Signs Punch Bowl House Band

Guy Ritchie’s launching his own record label named after his boozer and his first signing? The pub house band. So that’s Punchbowl Recordings, signing the Punch Bowl Band, which appears on the soundtrack of Ritchie’s latest flick which features a bridge sized advertisement for the …

15664_punchbowl

Guy Ritchie In Pub Problems

The Punch Bowl is one of those charming ale-drinkers’ pubs tucked away in a corner of Mayfair that most people have no business being in. It’s also, inescapably and universally, referred to as ‘Guy Ritchie’s pub in Mayfair’. But the celebrity connections don’t make the …

Watson, may I introduce to you the Director's ex-wife. Image by M@.

Brad Pitt will NOT play Moriarty in New Sherlock Holmes Movie

Watson, may I introduce to you the Director’s ex-wife. It was reported in yesterday’s Mirror that noted vaudeville performer Mr Bradley Pitt will play the part of Professor Moriarty in a moving image light show version of the Sherlock Holmes stories. But, in a twist …

10913_MadonnaNoNews

No News Is Bad News… So Make Some Up?

So it’s the beginning of the legal end to the Madonna and Guy Ritchie marriage, and with minimal fuss or fiscal bitterness. Ritchie won’t be taking any of Madonna’s millions, their young sons will split their time between the US where Her Madgeness will reside …

10516_madonna

Madonna To Stay A Londoner… For Now

Those of you worried about the continuing residency in London of her Madgeness, now that her marriage to Guy has gone the way of all sleb-unions, fear not: it seems Mr. Ritchie will move to their Wiltshire mansion, leaving Ms. Ciccone the Notting Hill pad. …

10356_0210_bakerstreet

Sherlock Holmes In: The Adventure Of The Mockney Rebel

In his short story The Final Problem Arthur Conan Doyle, suffering from an “overdose” of his most famous character, decided to smite Sherlock Holmes; the deerstalker-clad ‘tec was apparently killed in a tussle with nemesis Moriarty, the pair plunging over Reichenbach Falls to their doom. …

9743_0808.punchbowl

Madge’s Inn Trouble

Mr. and Mrs. Ritchie’s local, The Punchbowl in Mayfair, is to be investigated following allegations of price hiking for tourists. The showbiz pair famously liked the gaff so much they bought (into) it. Now ripping off tourists is clearly wrong: bad for the pub and …

8660_2404.ee

Extra, Extra

Can’t find a property in London? Guy Ritchie reckons you should blame it on foreign buyers. Yeah, that Guy Ritchie. The one with the American wife and seven properties. An HIV positive dentist has caused a scare in South London. Well that gives Londonist an …

default image

Forget Suspicious Bags…

Unlocked safe, stack of explosives…not a scene from a Guy Ritchie heist movie, but Golders Green Tube station. It was revealed yesterday that rail union staff discovered maintenance detonators (along with what was thought to be petrol) in an open, unattended safe at the station. …