The founder of Carphone Warehouse is Boris’ new Olympics guru. Don’t drink the water. Well, at least not if you live in Colney Heath. The Cutty Sark is getting there but it could still do with a bit more dosh pretty please. There were horse-mounted naked women in Hyde Park today. To promote the film Godiva of course. And raise money for charity. You can now get mobile bike maps. If you see what......