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Sperm Supplier Seeks Sympathy for Stork Support

Five years ago, Sharon and Terri Arnold solicited firefighter Andy Bathie’s help in starting a family. Under the assurance that he would bear no financial or emotional responsibility for the children’s upbringing, he twice obliged. The women had a boy and a girl, but broke …

To Cut A Long Story Short

About 18 months ago a band called Cazals had one spiky indie hit that we loved playing dancing to in the indie discos. It was called Poor Innocent Boy and then we never heard anything about them again. Friends with Doherty (boo) and Bloc Party …

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The Book Grocer

Ahoy hoy, book grocery shoppers! The metaphorical book grocer aisles are stocked high with choice meats and sweet confections this December, so whatever your tastes, fill up your shopping cart and gorge yourself on this week’s selection of literary events – they’ll give you much …

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Clubwatch: Disco Bloodbath

Londonist loves Horse Meat Disco at South Central in Vauxhall. But it’s on a Sunday night. So what do you do if you need a bit of disco on a Saturday, well Disco Bloodbath has arrived and it’s Hackney based antics are making us pretty …

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Londonist Live: Gorgoroth, Serj Tankian

A special two-for-one offer on gig reviews this time. Londonist saw the slightly odd combination of Gorgoroth (old-school Norwegian black metal) at Scala on Wednesday, and former System Of A Down frontman Serj Tankian the next night at the Astoria. Musically they were worlds apart, …

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Preview: Sylvia Plath Revisited

Tell your friends that you’re attending a talk on Sylvia Plath – In London. As winter approaches. – and they’re apt to shoot you a funny look and start silently monitoring your behaviour for signs of mental distress. Such is Plath’s difficult legacy. Although her …

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London Underground In Sense-Of-Humour Bypass

Londonist imagines that saying “mind the gap, “stand clear of the closing doors” and endless variations on “The next station is….” for a living can get a little wearisome. Professional voice-over artist Emma Clarke does just that. Hence, she decided to spice up her days …

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London On The Cheap

Four weeks till Christmas! Argh. Funds are all focused on present buying and getting through the party season but we still want to go out and about because the heating isn’t working properly at home. We can’t afford to go and see Gandalf drop his …

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Extra, Extra

One year since Alexander Litvinenko’s murder, yet our Russian friends haven’t been dissuaded from moving here. Good for them! Superbug victims to get their own ward in hospital. A green London is affordable – especially if we follow Greenwich’s lead. Bus careers off road. Perhaps …

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Champagne Shortage Shocker

Whilst we all like bubbles at Christmas (well, any excuse actually) we’re more than happy with supermarket own brands or even a cheeky Cava or Prosecco. Which is a good job because those with a taste and pocket for grand crus may not be getting …

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A Comedian Blogs: Some Secrets About the London Comedy Circuit