Big Brother (Fri 8.30pm/10pm C4): Just when we were starting to tire of Lea’s monotone Black Country whine and Nikki’s helium hyperenunciation … As everyone and her pet terrapin knows, there will be FIVE – count ‘em, FIVE – new housemates unveiled to the viewing …
Our star struck police force just can’t make up its collective mind. One minute they want to be actors, the next they’re arresting them. Maybe they just long to be close to famous people: A special police unit is to be set up dedicated to …
Tits. Often considered to be “the bigger, the better” – but not for Big Brother “star” Jade Goody. La Goody has changed before our horrified televisual gazes from duh-brained reality TV show contestant (“Rio de Janeiro? Isn’t that a person?”) to a surgically enhanced, high …
Do you see what we’ve done there? We needed a catchy little name for our restaurant review column, so after ooooh a good five minutes of debate, we’ve opted for Spit Or Swallow. The idea being that if the restaurant’s any good you swallow and …
If you leave for work early enough and stay until after 5 there’s a good chance you’re not seeing much of the sun at the moment so we’d like to take your mind off all that by suggesting you watch a film set almost entirely …
Apparently there’s a new book out which has “London buzzing” thanks to the scandalous sexual antics and misbehavior of some of its characters, said to be based on the partners at “one of London`s biggest law firms”. Called Fish Sunday Thinking the novel is written …
Local councils are apparently not above hiring private detectives to keep tabs on the coming and goings of certain gentleman’s clubs. It was revealed today that two London lapdancing venues were investigated last year by a council-hired PI after claims that sex was for sale …
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