Surreal escapism from the musical twosome.
Leave your opinions at the door.
A new variety night from Bourgeois & Maurice.
Expect live child's keytar, unfeasibly feathery eyelashes, sex, tax and rock 'n' roll (sponsored post).
Deck the halls with human folly and laugh your face off
Fa la la la la la
"Hello! This is London calling with our scores for Friday's Alternative Eurovision."
This week's Zingers include an amorous terrorist, a very cheeky monkey and some sexy talk down on the Southbank. But what is the Zinger Of The Week?
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