Cabbie Decapitated In Southwark

Christ, this one's grim. A black cab driver apparently killed himself via the novel expedient of a motorised noose in Southwark today. The unnamed cabbie, believed to be in his thirties, tied one end of a rope around his neck and the other around a lamp post. He then drove off at speed; enough speed to completely sever his head. The incident happened in Great Southwark Street in the early hours of this morning near a disused petrol station. Those first on the scene found the cab smashed against a pillar with the decapitated head laying nearby. A sad, sad way to end a life.

BBC Television Centre Saved

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The future of BBC Television Centre has been secured after the central ring and Studio One of the White City complex were awarded Grade II listed status. With much of the Beeb's production apparatus upping sticks to Manchester in the coming years, the Corp had been keen to flog it to developers for a new life as luxury flats, cultural heritage and period features be damned. But following a request from English Heritage, the 1960s-built building, whose question mark-shaped design was (if you believe the anecdote) scribbled on the back of an envelope by architect Graham Dawbarn, is now protected. Not that being listed alone ensures a bright future: Alexandra Palace, where the first broadcasts in British history took place, has suffered an undignified retirement playing host to pop acts and ice skaters, and as television becomes more fragmented and the Beeb's license fee comes under threat, it's tempting to wonder if future generations will regard the Centre much as young people nowadays see Battersea Power Station -- an intriguing relic of a bygone technology.

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Over 100 firefighters were called out to a blaze in Soho's Dean Street this afternoon. Much of eastern Soho was cordoned off, including the westbound side of Oxford Street. Latest word is that the fire was caused by a faulty air conditioning duct at 76 Dean Street. No one is thought to have been injured in the fire.

Breaking News: Fire Breaks Out In Soho

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Image / Matt Brown
A fire broke out in Dean Street, Soho, at around 2pm this afternoon. Details are still sketchy, but it seems that around 60 firefighters are battling the flames, which began in a four-storey building; one unconfirmed report says that the fire was caused by a portable air-conditiooing unit, another suggests that it began in the basement. There are hundreds of tweets flying around on the subject, with all the usual speculation and rumour surrounding the odd kernel of actual eyewitness report. A thirty second video clip of the fire can be seen here, in which the situation appears to be pretty serious, and as more details come in we'll update you further. As of 3.45pm, it is not believed that anybody is trapped in the building, which is owned by a company called Future Capital. Update - pictures of the blaze here.

Honey Monster To Visit Watford

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Image / Peter Darch
In the pantheon of breakfast cereal critters, the Honey Monster always held a cherished place in our childhood hearts. Cockier than Coco Monkey, tougher than Tony The Tiger, and quite frankly a creature whose single-minded savagery was more captivating to the impressionable young mind than the effete jousting of Messrs Snap, Crackle, and Pop -- and all this despite the cereal he fronted, Sugar Puffs, behind nigh on inedible. Fast forward a couple decades, and it seems that far from settling into a relaxing retirement, the Honey Monster is still out there working his finger to the bone: he's appearing this weekend at Harlequin shopping centre in Watford, quite literally pimping a new cereal that goes by the name Honey Waffles. Can't his employers just let him grow old gracefully?

London Bridge Redesign: Spikes And Organic Veg

This is the winner of RIBA's competition to redesign London Bridge, a crossing so bland that passing a turd on the carriageway might count as making an improvement. But how fantastic would this be? A kiss-my-glass canopy of gardens and farmers' markets, like a hippy version of Superman's Fortress of Solitude. Crystal spires that recall the days when the heads of traitors were raised above the bridge on spikes. And all kinds of imaginative shipping hazards randomly strewn along the Thames. Fantastic.

Swine Flu Update: 'Almost Epidemic' in London

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Some swine flus, yesterday. Dig the porky pink colour.

England's Chief Medical Chap, Sir Liam Donaldson, has described the number of swine flu cases in London as 'approaching epidemic levels', with around 180 in every 100,000 people seeking medical attention. Nationwide, 14 people have died of the 10,000 known to have contracted the virus. Globally, that puts us into an unwelcome bronze medal position, behind Mexico and the USA. The situation is clearly getting more serious because at least two celebrities have been affected. Meanwhile, The Times suggests muddled thinking is threatening emergency plans.

NIMBY Of The Day: National Gallery Director Dismayed At Plinthians

Nicholas Penny, Director of the National Gallery, has unleashed an extraordinary broadside against Anthony Gormley's Fourth Plinth experiment. Speaking to The Times, Mr Penny berates the idea as symptomatic of Britain's shift away from artistic and architectural appreciation. He blames the Square's demise on its part-pedestrianisation a few years back. People are now too noisy and enjoy themselves far too much:

Metropolitan Police Publish Photography Advice

Following what it euphemistically describes as "ongoing debate" over the right to take photographs of the police - a debate that saw hundreds campaign earlier in the year - the Met today issued a document offering photography advice to the concerned citizen.

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  • The Met received 26% more complaints up to March than the previous year - that excludes the G20 kerfuffle.
  • Boris accuses the EU of stifling the City.

A Purr With Your Play

As we mentioned yesterday, theatre cats may be about to make a comeback. Time was, there were moggies living in theatres across London but increasingly, as they died or retired to live with little old ladies, fresh blood wasn't brought in.

Get A Bike While You Still Can

As tired commuters make the switch from London's tubes and buses to shiny new bicycles they may find there is not much to choose from in the bike shops. Bike manufacturers across Europe are struggling to keep up with demand. Yet, this rise in cycling would not have been hard to foresee.

They Come Over Here, They Take Our Houses...

...except, it turns out, they don't. As Tuesday's report from the Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) says, council house waiting lists aren't prioritizing immigrant families at all. In fact, less than 2% of social tenants arrived in Britain in the last ten years.

What Do You Do When A Plinther No-Shows?

If you're Sandy Nairne, director of the National Portrait Gallery, you man up and step into the breach, that's what. When the person with the 6pm slot failed to arrive for their hour-long turn on the fourth plinth yesterday, organisers quickly called Nairne, beseeching him to fill the gap. He was only too happy to oblige, and spent his sixty minutes sketching a panorama of the view from up top. This is the first time a plinther has no-showed, but with 2,400 places during the artwork's run, it probably won't be the last. Perhaps the One & Other organisers should arrange a special pool of "emergency" back-up folk who can step in last-minute? There are hundreds of former Big Brother housemates or long-forgotten Z-listers who'd jump at the chance of reminding people who they are, even if it's only to groups of tourists and uninterested pigeons. Or if they wanted to go high class, the occupants of that palace down the other end of the Mall who might be interested -- just tell them it's a 21st century version of It's A Royal Knockout.

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  • The Mayday Hospital in Croydon had a real mayday today: a fire, triggering patient evacuation.
  • A stockbroker who feared redundancy has jumped to his death from a city restaurant.
  • Gilbert and George got married.

The Leader Of The Pack

More and more Londoners are taking to scooters in an attempt to beat the congestion charge and crowded public transport, according to Motorcycle News.

Jail Roundup: Three Arsonists And A Female Groomer

Remember the story about the fire attack on publishers Gibson Square (confusingly based in Lonsdale Square)? The company were due to publish the novel Jewel of Medina, which concerns a wife of the Prophet Muhammad, when a trio of Muslims took umbrage and decided to pour diesel through the letterbox of the publisher's home and office.

Ken Livingstone's Love Of Fine Dining

Let's hope he's proud at being a champagne socialist: former Mayor Ken Livingstone's expenses for his second term at City Hall reveal that he claimed for more than £16,000 in dining bills.

Wait A Minute, Mr Postman

post office.jpg Or 4320 minutes in London as a three-day strike over jobs and pay starts today. It's all over privatisation again, but this time the Communication Workers Union (CWU) are accusing managers of 'sulking'. We expect Royal Mail managers to retaliate by giving them a Chinese burn at the very least. All London postcodes are affected with delivery, distribution and mail centre workers taking it in turns across the three days. Check out the Royal Mail website for further information.

Photo by theboybg

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Is It Raining? We Hadn't Noticed

The downpour that drenched London this afternoon has played havoc with the transport network. Ominous rumbles of thunder and attendant arcs of lightning exploded into torrents of precipitation just as rush hour rolled around, leading to predictable calamity for the homeward bound. Flash floods saw Hyde Park Corner, Victoria, and Green Park stations closed, while the Bakerloo line was giving Edgware Road a miss as a result. An undercurrent of bubbling Tweets suggested that Victoria was due to re-open at 7.30pm, with some reports saying everything but the District and Circle lines were back in business, but that's not confirmed yet. Update: all stations have now fully re-opened. To anybody who claimed about being too hot in that glorious heatwave we sweated through last week: we blame you. Any entertaining homeward bound-stories, acts of random kindness, tango-dancing in the rain, or stories of vile commuters behaving badly, are welcome in the comments.

Oyster Card Refunds, As Another Union Talks Strike

TfL has announced that they are offering refunds to anybody affected in last month's 48-hour tube strike, reversing their earlier decision to point the finger at the RMT.

Immigrants Not Jumping The Social Housing Queue

A report for the Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) has found claims that immigrants 'jump the queue' for social housing are a myth. Just 1.8% of social tenants have moved to the UK within the last five years, 10% were born abroad but have lived in the UK for more than five years, and nearly 88% are UK born.

Rise Festival Return Quashed By Mayor

When the Rise festival was cancelled earlier this year, many fans were quick to point accusing fingers in the direction of City Hall, citing Boris Johnson's decision last year to strip the event of its intrinsic anti-racism message. A group called UpRise formed a petition calling on the mayor to revive the festival, with that anti-racist message present and correct.

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  • Omid Djalili is a Muslim Jewish Homer Simpson from Chingford. Gosh we enjoyed typing that.
  • Beckton Gas Works are looking for former employees to come along to a reunion.
  • Islington is trying to attract more swifts to the borough...by playing birdsong from the lamp posts.

One And Other Kicks Off With Plinth Invasion

Antony Gormley's fourth plinth project officially began at 9 this morning, but the launch was hi-jacked by anti-amoking protestor Stuart Holmes shimmying up the plinth to wave a banner.

War Memorials: An Endangered Species

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Cenotaph. Unlikely to be nicked. Image by wallyg

"At the going down of the sun and in the morning. We will remember them." Only, it looks like we won't unless the bits of stone and bronze that help us to remember are properly recorded. The London Assembly are concerned that London's thousands of war memorials are in danger from unscrupulous developers, theives and simple neglect. It is estimated that around 5,500 such memorials exist in the London region, yet there is no comprehensive database of their locations. Tony Arbour AM is calling for a new register that will automatically highlight the presence of a memorial on the site of a planning proposal. We call for a memorial to remember all the lost memorials. In the meantime, there's always London Remembers for a detailed guide to inner London tributes.

Sewage Spill On The River Thames

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Seems it was a little premature to champion the cleanliness of the Thames: an inquiry is underway to find out just how 20,000 tonnes of raw sewage was accidentally pumped into the river. The leak happened at the Mogden treatment plant in Isleworth on Friday, on a stretch of the river beween Kew and Brentford, and left hundreds of dead fish floating on the surface. Thames Water has come (un)clean and admitted responsibility for the accident, which came after sudden rainfall on Friday left the sewer system overloaded. All the more reason to hope that work on the Thames Tunnel proceeds swiftly.

A Plaque For Pauline Fowler

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A Heritage Foundation plaque in honour of Wendy Richards, who memorably portrayed Albert Square's battle-hardened harridan Pauline Fowler for years, has been unveiled. What with the frequent delays on the District line to Walford East, the plaque was instead mounted in a more accessible location: the Shepherds Tavern in Mayfair, where she lived as a child. It was unveiled by David Croft, creator of Are You Being Served -- the show in which Wendy got her big break -- and a gaggle of 'Enders stars past and present turned out to pay tribute to the actress, who died from cancer earlier this year.

Weekend Round-Up

  • Madge has paid a Sweet Sticky tribute to Jacko.

  • Possible CyclePoint For Paddington

    As the "Stand and Deliver" report recommendations for a strategy on cycle parking is considered by the London Assembly a chic glass warehouse bike parking facility is proposed for Paddington Station.

    Olympic Sport for Shoppers

    Or should that read 'shopping for Olympic sportspersons'? Anyway, we're glad to see retail therapy getting priority: it looks as if the Westfield Stratford shopping centre is going to be one of the first 2012 edifices to be completed. As Londonist could happily shop for Britain, we're still living in hope that they'll introduce a few medals for it. Boris seems to have had a jolly jape yesterday as he witnessed something called topping out, which we believe means they reached roof level. All good, no? Well, actually, we're a bit disturbed. Firstly the name's all wrong: WESTfield Stratford? Couldn't it be Eastfield? Or Westfield East (just for fun). Read a bit more about Westfield, and suddenly Iain Sinclair starts to make a lot more sense. And given that Westfield West isn't exactly buzzing, we have to ask if we really want another white elephant... (Image/Manuel.A.69)

    Camberwell Flat Fire: What Caused It?

    The huge fire which raged through seven floors of a block of flats in Camberwell yesterday afternoon may have been started deliberately. It is now known that three adults and three children, one only three weeks old, died in the blaze at Lakanal House. Eighteen fire engines and a hundred firefighters attended the scene. The fire seems to have begun in a flat on the fourth floor: fire investigators are treating the cause as 'suspicious' until they get to the bottom of it. It certainly looks like it will be a while before the surviving residents are allowed to return to their homes. At a time when London is growing ever upwards, let this be a timely reminder to planners to put safety first.

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    • Captain Jack Sparrow has visited Great Ormond Street Hospital. Good looks and a heart of gold, eh?
    • There's trouble at t'Lido.
    • Finsbury Park police have raided a pitbull puppy farm.

    Parliament: A Sewer Runs Through It

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    With Parliament still subsumed by the slime and sludge of the MP expenses scandal, it seems the right time to dump a whole lot more effluent on our elected representatives. That's almost what's going to happen: a new supersewer is being constructed that will run alongside the Houses. Essentially a vast overflow pipe, work on the Thames Tunnel won't properly begin 'till 2013, but a boring rig has been erected in the river as part of the surveying work. The pipe will help alleviate the strain put upon the Victorian system designed by Joseph Bazalgette, a system germinated 150 years ago when the noses of MPs were troubled by the pestilential stench wafting into their chambers; a sewery soup that finds its contemporary equivalent in the smell of excess emanating from expense claim forms.

    Muswell Hill Goes Nuts For 99p

    This either says something about the state of the economy, or the state of certain parts of North London: the opening of a 99p store on Muswell Hill Broadway caused a stampede and other shopowners to shake their heads and tut.

    What Could London Do With £94m?

    Buy 1080 (and a half) Teslas. Or nearly 59 million single Zone 1 fares. Or even taxi fares for Boris Johnson for the next 23,500 years. According to Transport for London, £94.4m is the total figure racked up in unpaid congestion charge penalties.

    Consultation On Cleaning Up Camden

    Camden High Street may have been invaded by corporate retailers and live under constant threat of redevelopment that will wipe out its lively, grungy, markety, grubby, north London charm but we thought we could always rely on it to be covered in bars and clubs catering for pleasure seekers of all kinds, be it high end trendy or down at heel boozy. However, residents' complaints about drunks and the inevitable stinky effluent and noise from said drunks has sparked a mass council consultation on whether it's time to change Camden's licencing laws and limit the number of entertainment venues on the patch.

    "Flash Picnic" At Bermondsey Square Today

    Vicky Richardson, editor of Blueprint magazine, must enjoy stirring up trouble. Weeks after admitting she was the one who yelled out "abolish the monarchy!" during Prince Charles' RIBA speech, the magazine she edits has responded to Boris Johnson's call for ideas on public space by, err, calling for a picnic.

    Bloomsbury Bunker Yields 'Forgotten' Film Footage

    Wanna see a youthful Yasser Arafat sans headscarf? Gerald Ford tumbling down some aircraft steps? Or how about Saddam Hussein touring a French nuclear facility? A 'treasure trove' of such news footage from the 1960s and '70s will soon be released to the web after laying unseen beneath Bloomsbury for decades.

    Could ABBA Replace Michael Jackson At O2?

    Forget Waterloo. The Swedish fourpiece could be making a spectacular comeback a few miles downriver, at the O2. (Good God, we're slowly turning into a celebrity blog. Please shoot us. Shoot us now.) The Sun reckon that AEG Live, the company who booked Jacko up for all those never-to-be concerts, have made 'mega-bucks' approaches to tempt ABBA out of their long retirement. But any deal seems unlikely and the whole story is based on just one quote: AEG boss David Campbell saying 'There's a little foursome out in Sweden we keep talking to'. Well, you know, maybe it's Ace of Base.

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    • Using the words 'rise and fall' and 'brothel empire' in the same sentence doesn't seem quite right.
    • Actress Mollie Sugden has died aged 86.
    • Croydon is the capital's worst offender for identity theft.

    Londonist on The Plinth!

    0207.trafalgar.jpg Well, Gormley's done it. He got planning permission for One and Other just a week or so ago, and Monday sees the first Fourth Plinthers scrambling into place. Londonist applied en masse - of course we did. And although we've nothing to offer you in July, between us we've got TWO slots in August. So, dear readers, who's up for a party round the plinth? Have any of you been selected? AND, most importantly, suggestions please - what do you think your pet bloggers should do up there? Full and hopefully live coverage goes without saying... (Image/yuki)

    Crossrail, Thameslink Could Be Hit By Funding Gap

    Could the Crossrail toothpaste yet be squeezed back into the tube? Despite the signing of the Royal Assent, despite the work already underway at various locations, despite even the tunnelling academy, the financial concerns that have plagued Crossrail throughout have not yet gone away

    Backpacker Sniffs Underwear - Is This Entertainment?

    When Londonist took a look, just before checkout time, all we saw was a lone backpacker sniffing his underwear to see whether it was clean enough to wear again, but if you’re lucky you might stumble across a long, boring story about leper-washing in India, or an argument about which is the best bar on the Khaosan Road. Travelling, yah?

    Another London Postal Strike Due Next Week

    postbox_2Jul09.jpg You'd think everyone would be too hot to get belligerent and strikey, but the city's Royal Mail workers have voted for another set of strikes next week. And unlike last month, this time post will be affected for three days: delivery, distribution and mail centres are all stopping on consecutive days from Wednesday. The disagreements are still over failure to modernise and job cuts, but with the company facing an £8bn pension deficit and now with no buyer to bail them out, this dispute isn't likely to get resolved soon. (Image / -paul)

    Hubble Bubble, No Toil, No Trouble

    Now let's be clear about this from the outset: setting fire to anything and then inhaling it is not a good idea. Doesn't matter what it is. But shishe smoking is more of a hobby than a habit (well, you try smoking 20 of those a day), a sociable pursuit enjoyed for centuries, and largely non-addictive. Fruit is fruit, right? Even if it is in tobacco, surely it still counts as one of your five a day?

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  • People are now patrolling pollution
  • The Thames Is Clean, Let's All Have A Dip

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    The discovery by Oscar Bridge of a sea lamprey on the banks of the Thames has inadvertently helped proved the river's cleanliness. Bridge was taking part in a clean-up along the bank in Fulham when he discovered the prehistoric critter, which, like Anne Robinson's grimace, has barely changed in millennia. The key to the lamprey is that it's a fussy beastie -- they venture into fresh water only if it is of the cleanest quality. The Thames was declared biologically dead in the 1960s, and as a city we should be proud to have scrubbed it back into shape. Great news then, but for those thinking clean river means a perfect way to cheat the heat, the sea lamprey's feeding method may give cause for pause: a parasite, it attaches its circular mouth to larger creatures and sucks out their insides.

    Centre Court Only For 'Pretty' Wimbledon Women

    wimbledon_2Jul09.jpg They might have finally dropped the 'Miss', but don't start thinking the All England Club have gone all feminist. After some of the top women wondered why they were playing on smaller courts while their less highly ranked opponents were rallying on Centre, spokesman Johnny Perkins admitted to the Daily Mail that "good looks are a factor", with a BBC 'source' agreeing "our preference would always be a Brit or a babe". Oh, how very unreconstructed. These people should watch where they're walking during week two, in case a 'stray' ball or racket catches them in the unmentionables and makes them do some grunting of their own. (Image / vic15)

    Police Suggest Tomlinson Cop Could Be Fake

    Could the policeman who pushed Ian Tomlinson have been an impostor - a member of the public in disguise? This novel possibility was raised by a senior police investigator looking into the death of Tomlinson, who died at the G20 protests shortly after an alleged push from a police officer. According to a report released yesterday, Tomlinson's widow was told by the investigator that they 'couldn't rule out' the possibility that the assailant was a member of the public wearing a stolen police uniform, a scenario that the family judge as 'fantastical'.

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