Are you currently sporting a "hirsute appendage of the upper lip, with graspable extremities"? If you answered yes, then you may just qualify for a membership at London's long-running Handlebar Club.
Yes, the Handlebar Club is especially for people with a handlebar moustache. Founded by second world war servicemen in 1947, the jolly club continues to this day with regular meetings and members from all around the world. No moustache? No need to despair. Friends and family are welcome too.