Proving once and for all that one man's heaven is another man's hell... here's a selection of incredible pictures from the underground world that makes up the tube network.
As 1.34bn passengers use the 402km of the network each year, it stands to reason that some of them will be complete idiots; some will be a bit famous (Hello, Benedict! *waves*); some will probably be a bit worse for wear; others will be a bit shattered.
Don't forget: there is in London all that life can afford.
More excellent amended signs. Source London Enthusiast Benedict Cumberbatch loves the Tube. Source Ukdailymagazine Ouch. Source London Grumblr Source Newageman Sweet. Source London Underground Laughs at Covent Garden. Source Mashable Amanda Holden loves a tube selfie. Source Nowmagazine Who, me? Source Secretldn Eddie Redmayne takes his free magazines seriously. Source Addictedtoeddie Got milk. Source London Underground Who's a pretty boy, then? Source Newageman You have been warned. Source Pinterest Boom tish. Source Thoughtsofangel Lost dog? Source London Underground No spare seats? Bring your own. Source Newageman May the force be with him. Source Mashable Noel Gallagher Source Gigwise Make yourself at home. Source Oscaralexanderl A hard day. Source Newageman Pigeon takes a trip. Source Anniemole That, and cheese. Source Secretldn Count 'em. Source Thoughtsofangel Is it bring a bear to work day again? Source Zobolondon Going bananas. Source Stephdevaz A brilliant reason to smile. Source Buzzfeed Jay Z and Chris Martin take a ride on the Underground. Source Reveal More TfL humour. Source Khalil Sehnaoui Creepy. Source Sheloveslondon Shirt, check. Hat, check. Ready to go and break hearts... Source Ramanjit Kang Never forget. Source Social Media London London loves a queue. Source Thoughtsofangel It's a long way to the nearest snorkelling spot. Source The Travel Magazine Don't block the doors with bags of any kind. Particularly not bean bags. Source Newageman A raccoon rides the Central line. Source Felicity Morse Time for a snooze. Source Onthetube Taking manspreading to the next level. Source Buzzfeed Fancy. Source Buzzfeed It's nigh. Source Secretldn Noel Gallagher ditches his Rolls-Royce Source Kairen Coffey Vital services. Source Thepoke Fright Mob perform a morph suit flashmob on the Tube. Source Pinterest One way to solve the problem of all the other seats being taken. Source Newageman Classy. Source Buzzfeed Who doesn't love looking at a stranger's bare feet? Source Buzzfeed Poor Cecil Source Prince Of Wales Feather Groan. Source Natalietweetie Look! A real-life fairy takes the Tube. Source Osiowy Does he need that priority seat? Source Katableyer Asleep in the most awkward position and clutching onto a bottle of ketchup: have 10 Tube points, sir. Source Adeym Brenda takes a trip. Source Buzzfeed Make yourself at home. Source Jamie Fox Well done, Station Geeks. Well done. Source Hayley Mc Queen Super! Source Pinterest Admit it, you've always wanted to do this, right? Source Lbc A real night owl. Source Revelation TfL will employ allsorts. Source Thoughtsofangel Making friends Source Retrochick Uk Just: no. Source Newageman One fifth of the Spice Girls; Emma Bunton. Source Asiantown Cute Source Annelibush Is he going to Elephant and Castle? Source Handpicked London He should be commended for staying upright. Source Rhysfuckyeah Rihanna. Keeping in Riheal. Source Huffingtonpost Tough day? Source Tubesleepers Dog love Source D Wood Long night? Source Tubesleepers Kate Middleton on the Underground. Source Nowmagazine Clapham North: a station apart. Thought for the day; calming music; plants; and a mini library. Source Jeremy Bowen A White Walker on his way to work. Source London24
A different kind of pole dancer. Source Buzzfeed
Last Updated 09 February 2017