What we're reading
- Apparently our city isn't too great for raising kids.
- Tour buses are so last year - why not drive yourself around the sights?
- Boys may be allowed to wear skirts at a top London private school.
- Wishful thinking that would certainly make our morning commute a little easier.
- A unique new gallery space in Vauxhall.
Things to do today
CHEAP AS CHIPS: London's oldest surviving chippy is dishing up its delicious chips for 10p in the heart of Covent Garden — a modern day catch! Rock & Sole Plaice, Covent Garden, 10p, until 18 May, 11.30am-10.30pm
SONIC PLAYGROUND: Enter a virtual environment, manipulated in real time via live audio streams as international artist group (play)ground-less do their thing from cities around the world. Sounds mesmerising. Gasworks, Vauxhall, free, just turn up, noon-6pm
WALKSHOP: Join Londonist contributor Tom Bolton on this guided tour exploring two of London's lost migrant communities. Norton Folgate used to be home to Huguenots while Cripplegate was London's first Jewish quarter. Liverpool Street station (Bishopsgate entrance), £15/£10, book ahead, 6pm-7.30pm
HYDE PARK HUNT: Earn points and prizes as you and a group of mates embark on a two-hour scavenger hunt, exploring Hyde Park and its hidden histories. Education Centre, Hyde Park, £20 for a team of four, book ahead, 6.30pm-8.30pm
HAPPINESS: Research into negative emotions such as fear and depression is much more advanced than research into their positive counterparts. Chin up — this panel dives into the mysterious world of feeling good. The Royal Institution, £14/£10/£7, book ahead, 7pm-8.30pm
EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC: 'Panoramic sound quilting'. That's one description of Matana Roberts' latest album, which the renowned saxophonist is currently touring. Jazz Cafe (Camden), £12, book ahead, 7pm-11pm
POWER OF YOUTH: What power do young people have? 18-30 year olds can take part in a pre-election debate with politicians from across the political spectrum. Southbank Centre, free, book ahead, 7.30pm
MUSIC TO YOUR EARS: Take jazz, blues and rock'n'roll and infuse it with a bit of gypsy swing: you've got the Remi Harris trio. Your ears are in for a treat as they play an eclectic mix of original compositions and old favourites. Green Note, Camden, £10, book ahead, 8pm
Art review: female cartoonists
Politics, social commentary, gender roles and religion are all riffed on with witty cartoons by women. There are also works covering heavier subjects as abuse and horror stories. There is so much packed into a small space in another triumph for this small museum. The Inking Woman at The Cartoon Museum, 35 Little Russell Street, £7, until 23 July ★★★★☆ (Tuesday-Sunday) Tabish Khan
Food review: meaty afternoon tea
Sidestepping the sugar and cream onslaught that is the trad afternoon tea, The Athenaeum has created a 'Gentleman's Afternoon Tea'. Any protestations about gender stereotyping are swiftly muffled with an oozing Goosnargh duck scotch egg, the gooiest sausage roll known to man, and puffy, spiced eccles cakes warm from the oven, accompanied by crumbly Lincolnshire poacher. Champagne is subbed for a specially blended Speyside, and to great effect. Both male and female guest were impressed. Galvin at The Athenaeum, 116 Piccadilly, Mayfair, W1J 7BJ. £31.50pp, discounts may be available from deal websites. ★★★★☆ [Served every day] Will Noble
Theatre review: teenage kicks
If the St Trinian's girls had hooked up with the boys from Trainspotting then the love-children would be these boozy, swearing, sex obsessed teenagers. Off on a day trip to sing in a school choir in Edinburgh, they load up on spirits, shag men and unapologetically enjoy the moment. Peppered with music ranging from Vaughan Williams to ELO, it's neither musical or play — more a skilfully arranged extended karaoke. The six actors play numerous parts and while the plot is sparse and the bawdiness occasionally wearing, there's strength in the vocal and acting skills. Miss Jean Brody would have had a breakdown had they met but it's hard not to like these women in this affectionate and frenetic take on teenage experimentation and friendship. Our Ladies of Perpetual Succour, Duke of York's Theatre, £15-85, Until 2 September ★★★★☆ [Monday- Saturday] Chris Bridges
Good cause of the day
DESCEND FROM ORBIT: Ah, the ArcelorMittal Orbit - spectacular views, an epic slide and... a great abseiling opportunity. Sign up to take on this daring challenge on 18 May and help raise money for Canine Partners. ArcelorMittal Orbit, Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park, £35, 12.30pm-6.30pm
Fun things to do with our friends and sponsor Funzing...
Fancy some Dim Sum fun? From making and rolling the dough to preparing the fillings and forming the parcels, William will show you everything you need to know to become a Dim Sum pro. William will also teach you the etiquette of Dim Sum - learn what to order and how to order, in Cantonese! Get tickets
Could you spent hours on end satiating your morbid curiosity by researching serial killers? Hey, you're not alone. Insight into the criminal psyche is a fascinating topic and one covered in this talk by retired police officer, Paul Harrison. You'll encounter the stories of three of the UK's worst serial killers, from their childhoods to their crimes. With over four decades of experience in the Criminal Justice system, join Paul to work through the facts, uncover the details, and get inside the heads of these killers to discover what truly motivates a murderer. Get tickets
Ever fancied yourself as Robin Hood? Join the 2020 archery team in London Bridge and discover how to shoot. The 1.5 hour 'get started in archery' class will teach you how to shoot (relatively) accurately as well as the scoring system and key archery terminology. The session finishes with a mini-competition where you can show off your new-found skills. Get tickets
We all know Soho is changing - and fast. But does the Soho of decades past - fiercely independent, occasionally seedy, always flamboyant - still exist? Antony Robbins claims it does - if you know where to look. A former director at the Museum of London, Robbins now leads walking tours of Soho, delving into the area's past and present. His Sex, Death and Shopping tour covers scandals of yesteryear through to present-day erotica - taking in hidden gardens, sinister histories, and little-known facts of famous places. A bit sinister. A bit salacious. And exceedingly well-tailored. It's a tour to have you falling in love - or lust - with this part of London all over again. Get tickets