What we're reading
- Feeling tired? Maybe it's because Londoners work three more weeks a year than the rest of the UK.
- A poll ranked London as the 16th best place globally for millennials to live.
- Jeremy Vine 'road rage' driver jailed after losing appeal.
- See just how much Bankside has changed in 64 years.
- A landlord in Croydon has been fined £6000 for letting out a 'filthy' home.
- A Rotherhithe resident offers alternative plans to save South Dock Marina from a 28-storey tower.
Things to do
HANDS ON HISTORY: Get your paws on The National Archives' collection and take a look at the documents that show the slow and torturous journey of America entering the first world war. The National Archives, £10, book ahead, 2pm-4pm
TYRANNOSAUR CHRONICLES: How did the mighty tyrannosaur evolve? Hear from palaeontologist Dr David Hone about the ecology, evolution and behaviour of this species of dinosaur. Age 7+. The Royal Institution, £14/£10, book ahead, 6pm-7.15pm
STAR SECRETS: Head to Greenwich to hear from experts in all things star-related. See images from space telescopes in the planetarium show and find out more about the processes of star mapping and planet hunting. Royal Observatory, £10/£8.50/£7, book ahead, 6pm-7.30pm
DANCEHALL NIGHT: Get your body moving as Bashment and Dancehall night Brukout! rocks up at Boxpark for a night of live DJs and complimentary whiskey cocktails. Boxpark Shoreditch, free, book ahead, 6pm-9pm
DOCHEADS: This film night is on the theme of the excluded or marginalised, and features films set in Bradford, Calais and Cambodia. The screenings are followed by a 30-minute discussion with a film maker. Arthouse Crouch End, £10, book ahead, 6.30pm
THEATRE ON SCREEN: If you missed out on tickets to see Daniel Radcliffe in Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead at the Old Vic, do not panic. You can catch it on the silver screen tonight at venues all across London. Various venues, £22.50, book ahead, 6.50pm
SKETCH COMEDY: 'Bold, imaginative, original and dead funny'. That's what the critics say about sketch comedy duo Cardinal Burns, who are performing alongside Nish Kumar and Ed Gamble tonight. 100 Club (Oxford Street), £11, book ahead, 7.30pm
PATRIOTIC WOMEN: This all-female comedy night has a St George's Day theme, so expect to hear about everything that's great about Britain — but don't take everything you hear seriously. R.S. Hispaniola, £8/£10, book ahead, 7.30pm-10pm
ARABIC FOLK: Palestinian artist El Far3i brings together hip-hop, folk music and poetry at this show celebrating the release of his latest album. Rich Mix (Shoreditch), £11/£13, book ahead, 8pm
LIVE JAZZ: Lauderdale House's Jazz in the House series opens with a performance by pianist and singer Ian Shaw, who has won several awards in the jazz world. Lauderdale House (Highgate), £15/£13/£7, book ahead, 8.30pm
Art review: I see red
Walk into a world aglow with red lights and the sound of crickets, and experience being hit with cold and warm air courtesy of the heaters at bunker-esque Block 336 in Brixton. Sarah Roberts' installation is like walking into a surreal mid-western US apocalypse. Alongside this are the colourful, heavily-layered abstract portraits by Mark Jackson. Sarah Roberts & Mark Jackson at Block 336, 336 Brixton Road, SW9 7AA, until 6 May, free ★★★★☆ (Thursday-Saturday) Tabish Khan
Theatre review: guarding beauty
The first twenty minutes of Guards at the Taj are abysmal. Weak philosophical discussion between two characters the audience is given no reason to care about, with misplaced banter to boot. The play circles around a disturbing legend: that after its completion, everyone who worked on the Taj Mahal had their hands cut off so no building of comparable beauty could ever be built again. Once Guards starts delving into these darker themes and utilising the minimal but excellent set, things really start to pick up. It's just a shame about the opening. Guards at the Taj, The Bush Theatre, 7 Uxbridge Road, W12 8LJ, £25-£10, until 20 May ★★★☆☆ (Monday-Saturday) Harry Rosehill
Good cause for the day
HOSPITAL ABSEILING: Abseil 150 feet down the the face of St Thomas' Hospital for an enormous thrill and a brilliant cause. All money goes towards Guy's and St Thomas' charity raising money for the hospitals. St Thomas', £25/£30, book ahead, 12 May, noon-6pm
Fun things to do with our friends and sponsor Funzing...
Fancy some Dim Sum fun? From making and rolling the dough to preparing the fillings and forming the parcels, William will show you everything you need to know to become a Dim Sum pro. William will also teach you the etiquette of Dim Sum - learn what to order and how to order, in Cantonese! Get tickets
Could you spent hours on end satiating your morbid curiosity by researching serial killers? Hey, you're not alone. Insight into the criminal psyche is a fascinating topic and one covered in this talk by retired police officer, Paul Harrison. You'll encounter the stories of three of the UK's worst serial killers, from their childhoods to their crimes. With over four decades of experience in the Criminal Justice system, join Paul to work through the facts, uncover the details, and get inside the heads of these killers to discover what truly motivates a murderer. Get tickets
Ever fancied yourself as Robin Hood? Join the 2020 archery team in London Bridge and discover how to shoot. The 1.5 hour 'get started in archery' class will teach you how to shoot (relatively) accurately as well as the scoring system and key archery terminology. The session finishes with a mini-competition where you can show off your new-found skills. Get tickets
We all know Soho is changing - and fast. But does the Soho of decades past - fiercely independent, occasionally seedy, always flamboyant - still exist? Antony Robbins claims it does - if you know where to look. A former director at the Museum of London, Robbins now leads walking tours of Soho, delving into the area's past and present. His Sex, Death and Shopping tour covers scandals of yesteryear through to present-day erotica - taking in hidden gardens, sinister histories, and little-known facts of famous places. A bit sinister. A bit salacious. And exceedingly well-tailored. It's a tour to have you falling in love - or lust - with this part of London all over again. Get tickets