London's Most Londony Shop Signs

By Londonist Staff Last edited 9 months ago
London's Most Londony Shop Signs

Here are some of the finest examples of shop signs in London, the capital of this nation of shopkeepers. Typos and spelling mistakes aside, you've got to give credit to the oddball sarcasm and downright hostility that spews forth. London is a city where you can buy pretty much anything in the world... including many thousands of things you really can't imagine anyone wanting.

This London butcher thinks he knows a thing or two about vegans...
Source Inhabitat
An oldie but a goodie from Shoreditch Grind.
Source Decorbydelali
Brick Lane lolz.
Source Instagram
Of all the people needing ID...
Source Siobhaise
Source Buzzfeed
That's just the way things roll on Brick Lane.
Source Pinterest
A topical sign from Hook & Cleaver butchers in Ealing
Source The Occupier
Wondering where that beer duty reduction went?
Source The Eagle Ale House
Bizarre / bazaar brilliance.
Source Instagram
A brilliant sign from Kew Books.
Source Skint London Mag
OK, Shoreditch Grind... can we have a mint tea instead?
Source Sybrighton
Do you have 'happy' on your CV?
Source Thegareth
"Hello mate, do you sell shepes pie cips & bums?" *Notices sign* "Oh you do! I'll have that please"
Source Mr Vaughan
The most British sign ever.
Source Joel Willans
Wait, what?
Source Timelordkerr
Source Buzzfeed
Source Sugarfreegum
Source Londonmunchies
Source London Blogger15
Source The Swift, Putney
Get in line, London.
Source Katableyer
Is it here yet?
Source Stujaunce
Source Davidsim
Really?
Source Patrick Dalton
Source Jamie Panot
No riff raff.
Source Ladydaventry
Always tip. Always.
Source Eastvillageldn
Silliness in Elephant and Castle shopping centre.
Source Sue Harding
OK, Oddbins.
Source Philverney
Grumpy cat doesn't look sorry...
Source Eastvillageldn

Last Updated 02 February 2017