London's Most Londony Shop Signs

London's Most Londony Shop Signs

Here are some of the finest examples of shop signs in London, the capital of this nation of shopkeepers. Typos and spelling mistakes aside, you've got to give credit to the oddball sarcasm and downright hostility that spews forth. London is a city where you can buy pretty much anything in the world... including many thousands of things you really can't imagine anyone wanting.

Source The Swift, Putney
A brilliant sign from Kew Books.
Source Skint London Mag
The most British sign ever.
Source Joel Willans
This London butcher thinks he knows a thing or two about vegans...
Source Inhabitat
Brick Lane lolz.
Source Europe Travel Deals
Wondering where that beer duty reduction went?
Source The Eagle Ale House
An oldie but a goodie from Shoreditch Grind.
Source Decorbydelali
OK, Shoreditch Grind... can we have a mint tea instead?
Source Sybrighton
Bizarre / bazaar brilliance.
Source Shamikmorjaria
Source Londonmunchies
Source Buzzfeed
Grumpy cat doesn't look sorry...
Source Getlivingldn
Wait, what?
Source Timelordkerr
That's just the way things roll on Brick Lane.
Source Pinterest
"Hello mate, do you sell shepes pie cips & bums?" *Notices sign* "Oh you do! I'll have that please"
Source Mr Vaughan
No riff raff.
Source Ladydaventry
Is it here yet?
Source Stujaunce
Always tip. Always.
Source Getlivingldn
Of all the people needing ID...
Source Siobhaise
Really?
Source Patrick Dalton
Do you have 'happy' on your CV?
Source Thegareth
Source London Blogger15
OK, Oddbins.
Source Philverney
Source Buzzfeed
Source Davidsim
Get in line, London.
Source Katableyer
A topical sign from Hook & Cleaver butchers in Ealing
Source The Occupier
Source Jamie Panot
Source Sugarfreegum
Silliness in Elephant and Castle shopping centre.
Source Sue Harding

Last Updated 02 February 2017