Things We Love To Complain About On The Tube

Things We Love To Complain About On The Tube

From hogging tube seats, to bare feet and to man-spreading; Londoners have to put up with a lot on the tube. Have a look at the items below and see how many you've encountered within the last week. We may complain, but we love London really. All of it. Even those smelly bare feet.

A hard day.
Source Newageman
Someone's had a long day.
Source Buzzfeed
Do not have conversations on the tube because the tube was made for silence. Source Bt
Source Travelbetterlondon
Stop pretending you can't see that pregnant woman Source Bt
Who doesn't love looking at a stranger's bare foot?
Source Buzzfeed
Sorry for the delay, we are just waiting to clear a drunk dancing topless man from the tunnel. Source Londonist
Please remove your obnoxiously large suitcase out of everyone's way. Source Bt
Would the gentleman in the rear carriage carrying the bike across his shoulders either get off at the next station, or come to the front of the train, as I'd like to have a quiet word. That's the gentleman with the bike. Source Londonist
Feet up on public transport seats
Source Buzzfeed
The carriage busker
Source Buzzfeed
You can share a look with a stranger only when the tube is excessively delayed or when the announcements are accidently broadcast too loudly. Source Esquire
Just no
Source Naturalyogurt
The overly-affectionate couple
Source Buzzfeed
Make yourself at home.
Source Newageman
Source Buzzfeed
No toilet. Drunk guy. Packed train. Urine running from bottom of his trousers. Casually cracked open another beer. Gross. Source Londonist
Do not walk or stand in a line with your entire family. Source Bt
Source Buzzfeed
You can strike up a conversation with a stranger only after 9pm and only when one or both of you is drunk. Source Esquire
Source Buzzfeed
Get your newspaper out of my friggin face right now Source Bt
Put that tuna sandwich away right now Source Bt
A discreet sandwich or packet of crisps is fine, but anyone eating anything hot or smelly is an enemy to us all. Source Esquire
If there is no room for your body on this tube carriage, do not put your body into this tube carriage. Source Bt
Hogging the seat. We're sure that coat is really tired.
Source Buzzfeed

Last Updated 20 June 2017