25ft Half Naked Jeff Goldblum Appears In Front Of Tower Bridge

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25ft Half Naked Jeff Goldblum Appears In Front Of Tower Bridge

This more more terrifying than any velociraptor. This is Tyrannosaurus Pecs.

A 25ft half naked Jeff Goldblum is currently baring his nips (one of them, anyway) in front of Tower Bridge. It recalls the scene from Jurassic Park in which the least-sexily-named-protagonist-of-all-time, Dr Ian Malcolm gets steamy after a T-Rex chase, prompting him to button down and whop his tits out.

Why? It's something to do with the 25th anniversary of Jurassic Park, and Now TV. Anyhoo, we hope some jokers will take their toy dinos down there, and create some classic memes.

Last Updated 18 July 2018