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You Cannot Be Serious…

Apparently there’s some tennis going on in London… Ahh yes well Tim Henman just lost again so it must be Wimbledon. Very well organised we hear, administration second to none. What? Tennis players you say? We don’t really do those… unless you count Henman. Let’s …

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Lyra and Will

So Prince William graduates and gets some initials after his name to match the ones at the front – must be nicer than some of the four letter words we like to throw at him and his family of leaches. Back off Royalists – we’re …

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War Games

We love a home grown success story here at Londonist and this is a doozy. Take two plucky Brits, some video equipment, a paltry budget (begged, borrowed but probably not stolen) and drop them in a war zone to find something uplifting in the mess …

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Danger: Low Flying Taxi

Londonist likes stories that begin “It sounds like a scene from the Jetsons or Buck Rogers” because we feel that the story that follows should be about a new kind of robotic maid or a small gay robot that likes to boogie. What we actually …

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Hot In The City

So it’s hot. You may have noticed. London Underground certainly have as they’ve rolled out their annual “Beat the Heat” message, encouraging passengers to carry a bottle of water with them or not use the tube if they’re feeling unwell. Sound advice, but certainly no …

Plug Not Pulled On The Electric Ballroom

Common sense prevailed today when Londonist’s favourite mulletted-twat-punching Deputy Prime Minster John Prescott announced that the plans put forward by London Underground for redevelopment of Camden Town tube station (which would have meant the demolition of Camden Market and the Electric Ballroom) would be refused …

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New Park For South Bank

Londonist has seen a few parks and gardens recently, what, with our recent visit to 40 of them in two days. So we’ve been eagerly awaiting news of the proposed redevelopment of Jubilee Gardens (that’s the big empty lawn next to the London Eye). Today, …

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Gangsters Caught Napping

We’ve mentioned previously the chap bundled into a van back in April and the harrowing news of London’s missing children and now we read this little story in today’s Independent: Kidnappers are snatching a victim in London on average every day, with some gangs demanding …

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A Congestion Charge For Trains? Have The Railway Companies Gone Completely F***ing Mental?

Yes, you read the headline right. The Association of Train Operating (in a vague sense) Companies, or ATOC, is proposing that commuters using the network at peak hours – all the time, then – will have to pay a surcharge above and beyond the price …

DHL Plays The Last Post In East London

The War on Hoodies intensified this week. After losing the Battle of Bluewater, the shadowy forces of maleficence have regrouped to score a minor victory over DHL. Reports from the front line suggest that the delivery firm has been sorely routed in parts of London, …

Farmers Bring Potato Protest to London

It isn’t exactly the Poll Tax Riots. But Britain’s proud potato farmers appear to have a chip on their shoulder*, and are planning to voice their anger in the heart of our fair city. The farmers are apparently boiling over the phrase “couch potato”, which …