Here's what we've learned whilst you've been doing, we suspect, very little:
- UK Uncut target Casa Clegg.
- Croydon gets a share in the Portas Pilot Scheme.
- Missing Londoner feared to have fallen prey to Indian crocs.
- The Met reckon that their 6,000 police officers are ready for the Jubilee weekend...
- ..as is Heathrow, where a giant Union Jack has been painted on to the runway.
- Murder in Bow; husband charged.
- Non-news of the weekend: if you live in Ilford, go feed this unusually fecund swan.
Sun. Image, by hoRticuLtura, found basking in the Londonist Flickr pool.
