We can already picture the comments. All we can say is don't shoot the messenger. Also, foodies of a certain breed will swoon at this news: east London is getting what is essentially a 'posh things on toast' pop-up.
'Gourmet toast specialists' Pretty F*cking Good Toast (we mentioned not shooting the messenger didn't we?) are setting up shop at Machine No.3 Hackney for most of October.
"We take all the ingredients, skill, finesse and twiddly-bits of fine dining, and serve it up on toasts so fancy you could wear them on your head at Ascot Ladies Day," says PFGT founder Dave Darmanin.
The menu includes the likes of seaweed butter, smoked haddock, burrata and wood sorrel... on toast. And verbena harissa, walnuts, gruyere melt and dandelion... on toast.
Each toast platter comes with a suggested pairing of a brew from Tottenham's esteemed Beavertown.
Sick of beans on toast? Try some Pretty F*cking Good Toast from 5 October at Machine No.3 271 Well Street, E9 6RG, Tuesday-Saturday, 6pm-10pm.
