- Zac Goldsmith still doesn't seem keen, but lots of other people want him to be the Tory candidate for Mayor.
- A horrible anti-Semitic outburst has been reported by the River Lea.
- Police are hunting suspects in two separate sexual assault cases: one at Stockwell station, one in Hounslow.
- Southwark's former fire station looks set to become a free school.
- Air pollution has apparently caused the deaths of more than 1,300 Londoners so far this year.
- Squatters have moved into the Black Cap in Camden, which has been empty since it was closed earlier this year.
- The government is all set to jump in to stage the 2022 World Cup if it gets taken away from Qatar. London would host matches at Wembley and the Emirates. (So won't happen.)
- London has the most cocaine-y sewage in Europe. NUM-BER ONE! NUM-BER ONE!
- Deserter has been checking out south east London's mini golf courses. Unaccountably, they didn't do the dinosaurs.
