- Looks like we’ll all need to check the backs of our sofas – London needs £1.3 trillion.
- City Hall has faffed so long the government has withdrawn money earmarked for tech start-up complex.
- HSBC closes accounts of Muslim clients including that of Finsbury Park Mosque.
- Driver and passenger walk away from horror crash in Elephant and Castle.
- Former policeman arrested for 2005 shooting of Azelle Rodney.
- Here’s a sobering video about the National Temperance Hospital in Camden.
- Maybe Brazilian football fans will cheer up when they hear about “stunning” plans for Ronaldinho to go to QPR (hm, maybe not).
- Voldemort is dead but Warner Bros still has work for its new Harry Potter Team.
- Laughing policemen crackdown on nitrous oxide in Shoreditch.
- Thrifty Havering council employs cows to keep grass nice and trim.
- And finally... it's Museum Cats Day, whatever that is - enjoy.