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26 March 2013 | By: M@

Caption Contest: What's On The Placard?

Caption Contest: What's On The Placard?

Looks real, doesn't he? But our placard-carrying construction worker is actually a cardboard cutout. He acts as a two-dimensional guard on the eastern fringes of Soho Square, warning pedestrians that none shall pass, thanks to the Crossrail dig by Tottenham Court Road tube.

But that's a boring message, so we've erased it. Your job is to come up with something more humorous or apt. Either leave a comment below with your suggested legend, or doctor the photograph and email it to hello@londonist.com.

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