- Rowan Atkinson will take to the West End Stage.
- Customs seize a haul of fake Olympics merchandise.
- £600K of jewellery nabbed in East Ham.
- A statue for Amy Winehouse?
- The Reeves Corner furniture store, one of the most high-profile casualties of the riots, will not be rebuilt.
- Does the ghost of Francis Bacon haunt The Gatehouse pub? No, of course it doesn’t.
Photo: more from Mr Brainwash, by Joeppo in the Londonist Flickr pool.