Write your own joke. Image by Geoff Caddick/PA
- Massive fake whale spotted in the Thames, part of a WWF campaign to save the last 130 western gray whales.
- Another alleged racist ranter on public transport is arrested.
- Dame Shirley, Sir Paul and Sir Elton headline the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee concert. There’s a ballot for tickets.
- TfL announce first 500 junctions to be reviewed for cycle safety.
- A scrap dealer financies replacement plaques for a vandalised war memorial.
- Olympics tickets to be printed in Arkansas of all places.
