Rock blunts scissors, scissors cut paper, paper wraps rock. Ah, the Circle of Life. The classic game of rock, paper, scissors has its own UK championships, and they're being held tomorrow in central London.
Head along to the Knights Templar on Chancery Lane – the grandest of Wetherspoons' pubs – between 5.30pm and 11pm for a spot of fistal stimulus. Better yet, you've got until 10pm tonight to enter the competition yourself. Entry is £10, and you stand to win £100 cash and the adulation that surely accompanies the role of UK rock-paper-scissors champion.
So, leave your skill and judgment at the door and compete in the ultimate game of randomness and second-guessmanship. Book your place here.
And watch the masters in action:
Image by Horst Frank under Creative Commons.
