Here's what we've learned this weekend whilst you've been waiting for the end of the world:
- Boris threatens to present Obama with a £5m C-Charge bill;
- Fatal hit and run in Enfield;
- Pete Doherty gets 6 months;
- Chessington road painters can't spell;
- Gail Porter sectioned following apparent 'suicide bid';
- Tenuous link between the Chelsea Flower Show and banking;
- Pub plaque unveiled in honour of Bromley's worst WWII bombing.
Slightly apocalyptic vision from AdversMedia via the Londonist pool.