The Boris Bike Challenges

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Interesting thread over on the Boris Bike forums. Forum member ‘borisbiker’ has issued a series of challenges for anyone seeking an extra kick from the cumbersome velocipedes. Specifically:

- How many docking stations can you visit in one day?

- How fast can you cycle?

- How far can you take a bike outside of London and back in 30mins / 1 hour / 1 day?

- And can a Boris Bike duathlon (running/cycling between docking stations) be organised?

The intrepid borisbiker spent 7.5 hours attempting the first challenge, clocking 61 racks (plus three that failed to work). He or she reckons ‘some good planning would cut this right down,’ so consider that a challenge.

We’d like to issue our own suite of (somewhat irresponsible) missions:

- How many adults can you carry on one bike?

- With friends, how big a convoy of Boris bikes can you muster?

- Track down Boris Johnson and provide a cycling escort whether he wants it or not.

Head over to the Boris Bike forum for impressively active discussion about all aspects of the scheme. Image by Martin Deutsch in the Londonist Flickr pool.

  • DeanN

    Despite having used it myself on occasion, I object to the phrase ‘Boris bike’.

    Haven’t got a better suggestion, mind.

  • http://undefined jamesu

    Agreed dean, but it’s the best of the options and is taking route.

    Years from now as they rust in city road basin, they’ll be a fitting legacy.

  • http://undefined Dominic

    I’m sure there are some more, erm, Boris-like, activities that one could get up to with these bikes (they seem to be somewhat on the sturdy side, anyway), with a little bit of, erm, imagination.

    Failing that, one could always imitate other of his former much esteemed colleagues at the Spectator. What would Taki do with a Borisbike? Or Rod Liddle? Oh the days of role-playing fun that await anyone so-inclined.

  • http://www.toneknob.com iSleepDiagonal

    Haven’t got a better suggestion, mind.

    Barclycle.

  • http://undefined Lewis

    I think “Boris Bike” is a great nickname for them actually.

    A bit slow and looks a bit idiotic, but you get used to it and better than the alternatives. The bike’s not bad either, boom boom.