Take a Fake: Islington & Finsbury Life Glosses Up Politics

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Who knew Floella Benjamin was still around?

There’s something ever so slightly suspicious about the new edition of Islington & Finsbury Life magazine. It’s a glossy, gossipy Take-a-Break-style title of the sort one finds in the waiting rooms of dentists and barbershops, full of real life stories and clashing colour schemes. It has Sudoku. It has “exclusives”. And it has 15 photographs of prospective Liberal Democrat MP Bridget Fox.

That seems rather a lot for eight pages. But then, as the letter from editor Vamsi Velagapudi tells us on page 2, Ms Fox “is the name on everybody’s lips.” (Really? Perhaps we’re drinking in the wrong Islington bars.) “We wanted to find out more about the local woman campaigning to be our next MP,” he continues, modestly neglecting to mention that, as treasurer of the Ethnic Minority Liberal Democrats, he probably knows rather a lot about her already. In fact, you have to look exceptionally hard to find the small print that owns up to the fact that the entire magazine is – sit down, this may come as a shock – a party political broadcast on behalf of the Liberal Democrats.

The whole venture feels just a little perplexing. For one thing, it’s not clear whether you’re meant to think it’s a real magazine, despite the fact that anyone brighter than a pot of Yakult can see it isn’t, or whether it’s an insufficiently telegraphed joke. More to the point though, Islington South is one of the most marginal constituencies in London – only Battersea looks more likely to be a Labour loss – and in 2005 the LibDems came just 1.6% behind the governing party. For all the good work the current MP has done, it’ll almost be a surprise if Fox doesn’t win. Inventing an entirely fictitious womens’ magazine, and investing it with all the subtlety of a brick, thus feels a little like overkill.

This isn’t the first time a politician has disguised their campaign materials as a magazine, of course (readers are encouraged to mock their favourites in the comments section). But nonetheless, you have to admire the Islington LibDems for sheer chutzpah. Emblazoned across its cover in purple and pink letters are the words that we’re meant to think are Islington & Finsbury’s Life’s tagline: “Real views, real life.”

  • http://undefined jamesu

    Brilliant. Does it have a ‘tory’s can’t win here’ graph with crazy scale as is custom?

  • Jonn

    It does. In fact, it goes one better, and has a piece by the last Conservative candidate about how he couldn’t win there so we should all vote LibDem.

  • http://undefined Tim McLoughlin

    “Tories can’t win” – even though they came second to Labour in the London elections in Islington

  • http://undefined Sam

    They do this all over the country – Here’s a Manchester attempt also including Floella Benjamin: http://www.thestraightchoice.org/leaflet.php?q=579

    Others are listed at http://www.thestraightchoice.org/

  • http://undefined Jonn

    It’s the ludicrousness of the pretence to be a real newspaper that gets me. If they’re going to do that they should at least resist the urge to insult the intelligence by making it really obvious that it’s just a campaign leaflet.

    The whole thing’s like a lobotomized Pravda.

  • http://www.tiredoflondontiredoflife.com/ Tomtiredoflondon

    Not quite as bad as this one!

  • http://undefined Marc Daniels

    The stuff about the former Conservative candidate, John Szemerey, is priceless. The Lib Dems tout his backing as if he’s some towering Conservative Party figure. In fact it’s thirty years since he did anything for the Tories in Islington, and he seems to have been a Lib Dem member for quite a while. Ludicrous is right.