Katy Perry Inspires West Ham Lingerie Range

Having seen Katy Perry kiss the West Ham shirt and like it at last week's MTV Music Awards, the club has decided to launch a range of Hammers-branded lingerie. The saucy number that Ms. Perry sported was designed by Siobhan Dillon and will shortly be available from the club's website, in an initial run of 50 pieces priced £300 quid each: the perfect outfit for those days when you're going straight from the Boleyn to the boudoir. Katy Perry is the current beau of noted Irons fan Russell Brand, which explains her new-found love for the claret and blue. We're hoping this this inspires a Christmas craze for famous fan-inspired goodies: anyone for Status Quo-designed Les Paul guitars blemished with the Spurs crest, or life-sized statues of Osama bin Laden wearing the Arsenal shirt?