This is what we’ve learned this weekend whilst you’ve been folding away your Summer clothes:
- Who wants to be a train driver when they grow up? London Midland rail connections are in chaos due to a shortage of drivers.
Ernest Jones gets the smash and grab treatment.The Met warn of on-line flat rental scams.Jack Tweed has been charged with rape in Redbridge.Westminster School is to abandon many standard exams in favour of something more challenging.Evil sex beast scandalises The Sun: illegal immigrant you see – if he wasn’t an immigrant he’d just have been an ordinary sex beast.Image by Stuart Lee via the Londonist pool