Weekend Round-Up

Here's what we've learned this weekend whilst you've been dancing round the maypole:

Gang warfare broke out at Ealing Hospital following the stab death of a young man on Friday.

Anna Friel is NOT NOT NOT Holly Golightly. Nope. Not having it.

Britney wants to strip at the Dorchester.

Anti-runway-ists have held a mock funeral for a cemetery under threat.

Police are investigating the apparent chemically induced suicides of two women at a London hotel.

Amy has taken steps to keep the paparazzi away.

Image by Ray Wise via the Londonist flickr pool.