Cristiano Ronaldo Coming To London

....Transport Museum, perhaps. The Manchester United winger, who had a hefty hand in last night's demolition of Arsenal, may use his trip to the capital to make an unusual purchase. Ronaldo apparently wants to buy a Routemaster bus, in order to please his nieces and nephews. The current FIFA Player of the Year described the red double-decker as among his "first thoughts of England". Fans of Chelsea shouldn't take this as a sign he's about to up sticks to London — all rumours suggest that he'll be decamping, Routemaster and all, to Madrid come the summer.