Bringing you the most Londony shows on TV over the coming week.
Bite-size edition. We might just give up on this column.
Monday
Chelsea Pensioners: Girls Allowed (BBC4, 20.00-20.30) Sadly, that's Girls Allowed (as in they're letting female veterans into the Royal Hospital Chelsea), not Girls Aloud. We'll probably never know how the old timers would react to the fab five.
Henry VIII: Mind of a Tyrant (C4, 21.00-22.00) Here we go. It's raining Henry from today as the great Tudor onslaught to mark 500 years of the porkster king begins. David 'you'd never have guessed' Starkey makes the TV show, writes the book, curates the BL's exhibition...
Thursday
Timeshift: the North-South Divide (BBC4, 21.00-22.00) Are the economic differences between north and south England really as pronounced as between East and West Germany during the Cold War. Provocative viewing.
