Extra, Extra

Multiple choice

  • Warning: numerous irritating cretins expected to do something stupid in Trafalgar Square tomorrow.

  • Brothel shut down on aptly-named Honeypot Lane.
  • Medical student to assemble menagerie of venomous snakes, poisonous frogs and killer snails in King’s Cross.
  • British Library thief and vandal’s prison sentence halved on appeal.
  • Run for the hills: at least one Londoner has the sniffles a petrifying porcine deadly disease.
  • Image courtesy of fperson via the Londonist Flickr pool.