We've previously told you about the arts council A Night Less Ordinary scheme that allows under-26 year olds the chance to see lots of theatre for free. Just in case we didn't explain it clearly enough, or perhaps you need sequins, piano accompaniment and harmony singing to aid your grasp of the arrangement, here is a song by our glamorous friends Bourgeois and Maurice, who we conversed with not long ago.
"Come on junkies, come on pimps, come and watch some Martin Crimp
It's a cultural smash and grab, and the government have got the tab..."
Makes the Friday afternoon sparkle just a little more (as long as you were born after 1983, of course).