Britters Touched Up At Tussauds

Always surfing the ever bubbling tide of celebrity ups and downs, the wax workers at Madame Tussauds spied it was high time they made a new Britney, given her recent "sensational comeback" and her hot pantsly anticipated O2 gigs in June. Whereas Britney 2003 was captured in full frug, mid dance routine, this Ms Spears is a silver dressed lovely graciously accepting an award. A bit like when she dressed up for the Lucky video in 2001: a "huge transformation" you'll surely agree. But the most exciting thing about this total non event is the fact that we can now spy on the Tussauds' trade and see them joining Britney's interactive dance chain - i.e. attempting some dance moves and recording them for posterity internet video laughability.