Wanna Meet A Beatle?

Paul McCartney is doing a signing session at HMV Oxford Street on Sunday – suck on that, Ringo – but if you want to be in the man's presence you'll need to plan early. Wristbands will be distributed from 9am tomorrow in a system that's as difficult to understand as I Am The Walrus. (Or maybe that's just the hangover talking.) Oh, and another thing: Macca is only signing copies of his new 'avant garde' album. A price worth paying? Thumbs aloft if you agree.