Beckham Rye And Other Celebrity Street Puns

where the streets have no name

A think tank suggests that streets and parks should be named after local celebrities, selected through some kind of X-factor-style public vote. The New Local Government Network also wants the Mayor to promise commemorative street names for any Brit who secures two or more Olympic golds in 2012 (a not unprecedented idea).

“Celebrating the achievements of local people would give areas a unique identity and focus, especially at a time when there is concern over so called ‘clone towns’ of identikit High Streets.”

Says the report, which bears the cloned, identikit title of ‘What’s In a Name?’.

We like the idea, if only because it gives us an excuse for some nominative punnery. The Winehouse High-way might be a little obvious, but how about the Nick Clegg bypass?

No?

Jade Goody Common?

Yes.

We hear David Tennant Place is up for regeneration and Tony Blair Way is good for U-turns.

Sorry. See if you can do better in the comments.

On the flip side, fame is fickle, and naming things after living people can be a mug’s game. Had the scheme been introduced in the 1970s, you might have been taught a lesson or two at Gary Glitter Comprehensive. Undaunted, Dartford council are pioneering in this space by naming their streets after Rolling Stones songs.

The campaign starts here for a Londonist Boulevard.

  • Dave

    In the mid 90s, a friend of mine who worked for the council nearly managed to get a new road (somewhere near Brixton, I think) named ‘Cyprus Hill’, hoping that his older colleagues wouldn’t recognise the reference to the hip-hop outfit with a homophonically similar name.

    In the end, although the others involved in the decision did not spot the reference, they still chose a different name for the road. Oh well.

  • cobo04

    Hillingdon council did one better, not intentionally though, just employed someone new to the country to create new road signs.

    After three months of work by the council and the road sign printers. 124 new signs were put up.

    114 were spelt/typo wrong, 4 were put up in the wrong roads along with 2 which were put up in the wrong area !!

    Errors like – cresent (missing c), palce for place.

    Guess who paid for the mistakes !!

  • Highfield

    In Croydon there is North End and South End. Lets hope their Council don’t suddenly laud Martin Bell, the BBC journalist who stood as an anticorruption independent candidate. On the other hand, how about the Labour Party left-winger Michael Foot Path? Oh hang on, he didn’t win any gold medals …