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Weekend Round-Up

SallyB2
By SallyB2 Last edited 104 months ago
Weekend Round-Up
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This is what we have learned this weekend whilst you have been out rolling in the grass:

  • The saga of the missing bike and the distraught party leader has a happy ending after all.
  • Operation Trident are investigating after a man was found shot dead outside RED nightclub in Limehouse.
  • A man has been stabbed to death in Streatham.
  • And Operation Sapphire are investigating the comportment of a senior Harrods employee after sexual assault allegations made by a fifteen year old customer.
  • With typical good timing, Thames Water have managed to leave thousands of homes in Merton without water today after a mains burst.
  • Finally, if you see a large blue pig going past today, it’s not actually the results of your over-indulgence last night.
  • And here’s what we think we will have learned by this time next week:

  • That’s it’s a good week to get baking;
  • That inane pictures of girls in bikinis still get passed as journalism;
  • That shisha culture is alive and well in London now that summer’s here.
  • Photo from D1v1d’s flickr stream under the Creative Commons Licence.

    Last Updated 27 July 2008