Boris may not have been able to
save our Post Offices, but he has succeeded in reversing a decision to
close dozens of Underground ticket offices. The move, a Livingstone money-scrimping initiative, was opposed by passenger groups amid concerns that safety would be compromised by staffless stations, and Johnson's decision to keep them open was greeted as [cliche alert] a "victory for common sense". As relations between the City Hall incumbent and his predecessor
get heated, we'll credit this smart decision to the Mayor's ledger.
Boris! You have been sent to walk amongst us by an unseen omniscient power in order to give our lives meaning and reverse ticket office closure plans!