Modern life is dangerous. Fact. If you're not knifed in the ribs by a teen after your fancy trainers, you're bound to come a cropper by tripping on one of the myriad obstacles that litter the streets. But not in Epping High Street, oh no! Town councillors have sagely decided to ban flower beds from a new piazza, recognising that they are "too dangerous" and present a serious trip hazard. Praise be, and we humbly thank the wise Council for making the "difficult decision" to ban those blasted begonias.
Epping Councillors Tackle Major Health Threat
Last Updated 09 July 2008