• Hurrying Harry: the prince’s cavalcade is under investigation for going a tad fast in the rush to get to Boujis.
• Boris the multi-culturalist: first he appoints a Muslim arts director, and now we’ve got a Sikh transport chappy.
• In the weekend crime round-up, two men have been stabbed outside an East London club, whilst a woman has died after falling from a flat in Blackheath in suspicious circumstances.
• Around 15,000 women spent the night walking through London in their bras for the 11th Moonwalk Breast Cancer fundraiser.
• The fire brigade have been busy this weekend saving lives in East and South London.

And this is what we think that we might have learned by this time next week:

• That Boris has appointed a Zoroastrian director of the environment, a Jewish educational spokesperson and a Hindu adviser on health provision.
  
• That we can do without meat quite easily really.

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